Super Fast Shrimp Dish/Instant Coffee Keto Style

Doesn’t that look yummy?  I whipped this one up in 10 minutes but probably would have been quicker if I wasn’t “creating” something to keep my hands out of the cereal box. I will post my successful lab experiment at the end of this post.


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How You Like It Chunky Tuna Salad

Chunky and crunchy and oh so good!



I created this last night after my son decided to get Wendy’s for his meal.  It is tough to resist Wendy’s especially a Triple Baconator, fries, and a Fanta. The tuna salad came out very good, and it also gave me an excuse to use my new egg cooker gadget (IT WORKS WELL, Red Copper Egg Cooker). 

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Blind As A Bat … A SHRINKING Bat!

It was doctor day for me to check on the corneal graft that I received just about two years ago.  The Good Idea Fairy must have visited me in my sleep and whispered, “Stop putting in the prescribed drops in your eyes! You see perfectly in HD, and you have groovy new glasses!”

Sparkly Winged Heifer with a Forked Tongue

Good Idea Fairy is a fairy that shows up at inappropriate times, usually with the idea lightbulb in hand, giving you bright ideas and is as old as time. Don’t believe me? Think about Adam and Eve’s story that resulted in ditching the fig leaves and being kicked out of Eden wandering the wilderness (probably with keratoconus). You do dumb things, and it always ends with the phrase, “It was a good idea at the time.”  Uttering the words as mentioned earlier gives joy to G.I.F. while you are sitting around looking like Boo Boo the Fool.

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Past two days…

I’ve gotten a total of about 6 hours of sleep.

My mom went to the emergency room and then put into ICU.  She has COPD and somehow contracted RSV.

Respiratory syncytial (sin-SISH-uhl) virus, or RSV, is a common respiratory virus that usually causes mild, cold-like symptoms. Most people recover in a week or two, but RSV can be serious, especially for infants and older adults. In fact, RSV is the most common cause of bronchiolitis (inflammation of the small airways in the lung) and pneumonia (infection of the lungs) in children younger than 1 year of age in the United States. It is also a significant cause of respiratory illness in older adults.

COPD and RSV do not play well together.  When she got to the hospital, they put her on a BiPAP machine and would put her on a ventilator as a last resort.

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New Look…

… to my little space!  I should be Marie Kondo-ing my room right now (I actually started and got distracted…I wonder by what??) by touching items trying to figure out what exactly is giving me joy and what isn’t, then saying “thank you” to the items that sparked “HELL NO” for serving me.

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Been a minute …

…but I am still among the living.

I have a few things I need to get situated this evening but I will be back and will have tales to tell!


I had a ton of stress because I was trying to figure out my finances so of course, I put myself in more debt because the Bipolar Menomonster had a great idea.

I was cycling so I purchased a CYCLE.  A goddamned Peloton bike before I realized what the hell I did.  So I guess I will be using it because I cannot return it.

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