Random thoughts

I’m waiting in line to clean the extremely filthy Skittle.  It hasn’t been this bad in a long time. She is a filthy filthy Skittle.  Being married to a Psychopath for so long has made it unbearable for me to have a dirty car.
I’m getting “You’re A Dirty Girl” extreme clean package. So I have time to ponder.

Why do people insist on putting the stickers on the back of the Family Truckster showing how many times they have procreated? I saw that today and I counted I think 8 kiddies…two cats and two dogs.  First thing I thought was Clown Car.
To the younger generation popping out babies like Jiffy Pop…

Your vagina is not a clown car. Please stop treating it as such. 
Thank you for your time.
Going to check out some workout DVDs. The Skittle is clean and I have someone racing up behind me to get into the wash. I guess their car was worst than mine.

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