Monthly Archives: January 2011

Big Mista's Wings!


These look delicious! I’m gonna let them cool off some before I taste them. Meme is saying how good they smell and I agree…can’t wait! Having fun now waiting for the naked women in the water making out to get eaten by the Piranha. Its a law for Jason, Jaws, and now Piranha…if you are hot and naked doing Bad Baby things your lifespan will be cut short. 😉

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Since it is COLD…I decided to do a Mother/Daughter night. Some comfort food and a movie. On the agenda…some biscuits and gravy for Meme and Big Mista’s Wings for me. The movie? The Allstar cast of Richard Dreyfuss, Christopher Llyod, Ving Rhames, Jerry O’Connell, Elisabeth Shue and some fishies with big teeth…PIRANHA!
Gonna be a good night…

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Death Dealer No More!

Things are just thriving here at my desk…
It looks like my black thumb has turned green…
 except for this poor little palm…no hope for him…
Oh…and now it is suddenly SNOWING?? I do live in Arizona…
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Not Low Carb…

This is definitely not low carb. It seems to me there is a birthday (It’s Mr Anderson’s Birthday…Happy 39th Birthday for the 32nd time!) or some form of celebration going on in the office. Chocolate cake with chocolate frosting? I can feel my hips spreading and a headache coming on.
Gonna take a piece of hip spreading headache causer and put it on my desk.  After all these years of low carbing I have mastered the art of not-eating eating.  I don’t like sweet things that much anymore due to the years of acting like im allergic to sugar.  🙂  It is a Commissary Cake so I KNOW it is rich and full of sugar. Yikes!
So…I’m drinking my Coke Zero to substitute the sugar craving I am having and I am thinking about make Big Mista’s A Little Too Wings…
A great wing recipe that I found back in the day of my extreme low carbing.

20 frozen wings/drummettes, thawed
1 tbsp seasoning salt (like Lawry’s) plus a little more
1 tbsp black pepper plus a little more
1 tbsp garlic powder plus a little more
1 tsp cayenne pepper plus a little more
2 tbsp vegetable oil
Preheat your oven to 400 degrees.
Put the wings in a bowl. Drizzle the oil over the wings and toss with your hands. (Fun, ain’t it?)
Mix all of the remaining ingredients together in a small bowl. Sprinkle the mixture over the wings and toss again with your hands. (Woo-Hoo! I’m easily entertained.)
Spray a baking dish with Pam or some other non-stick coating. Arrange the wings in the dish so they aren’t touching. Put the dish in the oven and bake fo 30-40 minutes or until they aer golden brown and delicious. Put them on a plate and eat. (The easy part!)

Not my recipe…but a great one if you are wanting something different with wings…
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Coke Zero!

My pleas and cries have been answered! The Coca Cola vendor must have gotten tired of me asking to put the “Black Coke” in the machine. My Coke Zero is there…all is well in the World. No more watery coffee to get my caffiene fix.
The things that give me joy these days!  🙂
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…the last time I checked I am a 41-year-old woman.  I have been doing my damned job since 2002.  I am QUITE capable of making decisions and moving on them.  Don’t question me or run to the Boss AFTER I have discussed what I have done and why I have done it.
Do not text (those fecking text messages…GRR!) my coworkers talking shit about me.  That pisses me off to all the highest levels.  I cannot STAND this person that I am working with…he is a selfish asshole who does nothing all day.  When I spoke to him and the Boss about the situation it is clear to me that this Dickhead can do no wrong. 
I told the Boss that I am upset because he is talking about me to the coworkers…
Do you know that this Boss tells me that I shouldnt be upset because I did the wrong thing?  This man is talking shit about me to my other coworkers (texting them!) and I cannot be upset??
Jesus…I need another job.

A Funny…

No Sex Since 1955!
A crusty old Sergeant Major found himself at a gala event hosted by a local liberal arts college. There was no shortage of extremely young, idealistic ladies in attendance, one of whom approached the Sergeant Major for conversation.
“Excuse me, Sergeant Major, but you seem to be a very serious man. Is something bothering you?”
“Negative, ma’am. Just serious by nature.”
“The young lady looked at his awards and decorations and said, “It looks like you have seen a lot of action.”
“Yes, ma’am, a lot of action.”
The young lady, tiring of trying to start up a conversation, said, “You know, you should lighten up a little. Relax and enjoy yourself.”
The Sergeant Major just stared at her in his serious manner.
Finally the young lady said, “You know, I hope you don’t take this the wrong way, but when is the last time you had sex?”
“1955, ma’am.”
“Well, there you are. You really need to chill out and quit taking everything so seriously! I mean, no sex since 1955! She took his hand and led him to a private room where she proceeded to “relax” him several times.
Afterwards, panting for breath, she leaned against his bare chest and said, “Wow, you sure didn’t forget much since 1955!”
The Sergeant Major, glancing at his watch, said in his matter-of-fact voice, “I hope not, it’s only 2130 now.”
Gotta love military time! 🙂

Thank Goodness…

…for Zumba!  It is a great workout…seriously.  I have been going back into a slump again but the exercise helps.
I am planning on doing my Cardio Party with my new Wondertwin Kellie.  My sister-in-law and I are rocking the Zumba.  We are doing the drop a pant or dress size rotation.  I can see where we would drop a size just after the workouts for two days.  I have read somewhere that if followed exactly it does work.  I hope so…

Just starting to feel down again.  It isn’t as bad as it has been in the past.  I just wish I knew why I get this way…

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