Sheez…

…Hey People Who Think Up Shit!
I know you guys have a pill or a shot that will make me lose weight and have my exercise taken care of….you are just over-thinking the pill or shot.  I want it and I want it right now!! Give it up , Bitches!! 😀
I’m tired.  I don’t wanna go to the Gym.  So Smart Guys…this 37 year old needs her pill.
Sigh…
***My shoulder hurts and I did NOTHING in the Gym that has anything to do with shoulders.***
I made a pact with myself.  Since I am 37 and I will have a year to work on myself like the MTV show “Pimp My Ride” (Pimp My Robin) I would go to the Gym daily and eat right.  Well today is the second day of being 37 and my hip and shoulder hurts.  It is like my body is telling me “Whoa There Nellie…remember your bearings.  Relax…eat some ice cream…smoke a cigarette!”  Feck!  At this rate I will have to buy stock in Icy Hot. 
Hee! 😀
Dammit…I am going to the Gym today.  I took the time off to spend with the Family and my husband, but also to jump start the healthy lifestyle.  I am going to the Gym today because I put in an old Taebo TAPE ( yes VHS tape…) and I was cracking up because I felt like I was in a old Sega game.  The music was horrid. Sonic the Hedgehog ring a bell??  I thought I was being chased by one of the little monsters and I was expecting sound effects (other than the cracking of my bones) every-time I jumped.  I have been resisting getting a new workout because I have a Gym that I can go to that is right across the street from my job and …
and…
I have every single type of workout that you can imagine right here in my house.  I discovered that I had purchased double of what I had because I forgot what I bought.  I refuse to buy the latest Taebo series because I know it is the same workout with different cheesy music.  I also cannot stop laughing at Billy because of the movie “18 Fingers of Death”.  My husband Jorge (Thanks, Hon) bought this movie and there was a parody of Billy Blanks and Taebo on it.  Billy Buff and Bo-Tae.  Screaming laughing.  Now when I see Bill sweating and smiling at the camera…I see Billy Buff.  I cannot get through workout without crying laughing and I know that I will hurt myself…
So it is the Gym and the elliptical machine.  Joy. 
Just told my husband that he looks like he is getting some muscle…He says that it is not muscle…but Hard Fat. Yep.  Whatever…
So enough procrastinating…my supplements have kicked in and I am off to the Gym. 
I will be back later.  (I mean that…that is another pact that I made with myself…to post daily so my friends and family will know that I am alive and well.)
Edited to add:
Now the Husband is dangling “let’s rest today” instead of the Gym.  WTF?? He is the Devil.

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