A Prayer For The Stressed…

Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

The courage to change the things I cannot accept,

And the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people I had

to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me be careful of the toes I step on

 today as they may bee connected to the ass that I may have

to kiss tomorrow.

Help me always give 100% at work

12% on Monday

23% on Tuesday

40% on Wednesday

20% on Thursday

5% on Fridays

And help me to remember

When Im having a really bad day,

And it seems that people are trying to piss me off,

That it takes 42 muscles to frown and

Only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen.

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