Lordy…

Okay I said that I have a headache…now I am feeling hot. Not hot in the amorous sense…but it is hot in here hot. I cannot seem to get cool…then suddenly I am feeling chilly. Could it be a cold. One of those nasty virus thingy that is floating around Post?? I bet it is…and this time I actually have the sick leave to cover being sick. I need to pay us tomorrow so i think I will be taking a half day…after I am paid.
Since I am feverish…
My brother and K were over one day and we were talking about alternative religions. Not sure how it came up (maybe the fact that Isaac Hayes left South Park because they made fun of Scientology…what a HYPOCRITE). Anyway…we started talking about one religion and K says: They are a little out there…they worship the number 7. Huh?? I was stunned. I was trying to think about how people could worship a number. All that came to mind was the School House Rock shows or the Kid’s show the Electric Company. Morgan Freeman was on it (useless information, I could be on Jeopardy) The image of Rita Moreno (she was on it too, more useless information…is my age showing?? Please someone tell me they remember The Electric Company…) yelling “HEY YOU GUYS!!!” and then the pastor comes out wearing a robe with a giant number number 7 (like the Ebay commercials for “it”) singing songs about seven and zero being his hero. It gets worse…two people behind a white screen…all you see is their silhouette and they are going : SE….VEN….then say SEVEN! together (just like in the Electric Company). Anyway…I know that it’s messed up that these images came to mind. It isn’t intolerance…it was just me being silly. I can’t say a word about Scientology because I am afraid that I will get sued…so the Seven people is what I am writing about. And I am still fighting these silly assed images in my head. We are having a semi intelligent conversation about the whole thing …My Brother and K are SUPER SMART (they LIKE doing homework)….suddenly my husband who was quiet throughout this whole thing says and I quote:
“Why are you guys saying anything?? We worship a “T” so we aren’t in any position to say anything about the seven people.”
It was silent in the room…then we all started to giggle. It is a shame. I will probably go to Hell for that one. But I can always blame the fact that I am a silly ass woman. And I will blame this post on the fact that I have a fever…
I am going to drink some Nyquil…
G’nite folks!

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